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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 16:36

What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

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Dr No

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Does the fact that the Ukraine war wasn’t ended in 24 hours like Trump promised mean that he either lied or was too dumb to understand that it is more complicated?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

Is mouth taping at night a legitimate anti-snoring method or is it just a popular internet trend without scientific backing?

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.